FOR PREVENTING THE CHILDREN OF FREE BIRTHING ARABS IN MIDDLE EAST FROM BEING A THREAT TO THEIR ISRAELI NEIGHBORS OR WESTERN IDEAL, AND FOR MAKING THEM FINANCIALY PROFITABLE IN A FREE MARKET SOCIETY
IT IS a melancholy object to those who walk through this encased civilization, when they see the market place, the groves, and the dirt play fields, crowded with olive skinned natives to this holiest of lands, followed by three, four, or six children, all with rags on their heads. These parents, hair on blanked faces, crowd prime real estate, not realizing the value they trample.
Instead of idle hands on idle street, need some semblance of modernity. Precious time wastes in caring for multiples of offspring. These offspring will in turn, having neither hope of structured education nor a future of promissory employment, transform frustration into violence and the fine democracy of Israel will suffer. The numbers gain, the population soon may burden not only Israel but also the whole of the Arab world, so much so that a downward spiral of spite leading to action and reaction will spin the region into chaos.
To save this great parcel of strategic plain, I implore you this consideration, on the heels of too many military escalations due to too many unresolved grievances, of a proposal; a proposal that must implement the salvation of our peoples at the cost of few minors. I, as many scholars and politicians wrestled for decades with the notion of the swiftest and fairest of all operations. This that follows is my assessment, in light of new technologies made possible via the Hiram Dydromulator, named after its inventor Hiram Balm. The Dydromulator works to extract water from various objects. It has been tested extensively in South Africa and has recently been awarded a U.S. patent.
This invention is a great problem solver; one, it extracts water a resource in great need and of short supply; two, it will proceed to solve our primary issue of the former mention above.
Given that the human body consists of anywhere from 68-89% water, that number slightly varies in youth, and the average weight of an Arab youth being 87lbs,the Dydromulator can extract roughly 60liters of water. Of course, the water must then be filtered for drinking (giving a lesser yield) and the youth will seize to exist; yet the results would be astounding. Given the large ever increasing number of Arab births, the supply of drinkable water will solve many issues. And the possible resolutions from this sole proposal is an exponential gift.
My intention is very far from being confined to resolving the issues my Zionist strategists struggle with, the result will in no doubt benefit the Arab parent as they primarily will be rid of the burden of having to raise a youth in a world stacked against them, no education, no employment, no hope, no property, no attainable dreams, no peaceful resolutions. This will give the parents freedom and in turn freedom to explore the Western ideals. The compensation will be substantial, yet far less costly than building walls, tanks and a public relations army. The parents may use that newfound wealth as opportunity to join the modern society, rich with capitalistic potential. Luxuries such as Starbucks, a Whopper and an iPod are now within reach. Moreover, more land will be vacated; the population ratios will balance and eventually favor the right, leaving less possibility for conflict.
As many would only naturally wonder, what backlash would arise? This is a noble concern; however, given that the core of this plan deals with decreasing the mass of Arab populous and with limited numbers of future generations as well as the fate of those capable of concern leaning to extinguish due to age, the uproar would be eventually become negligible. Lest we forget the older generation having sold their young would be enjoying the benefits of commercialism and have less need for quarral.
As a concerned citizen of the region, a scientist, and a man who has given great care to the study of this situation, I humbly present this most modest of proposals for debate and consideration.
---Dr. Mafishi Beid
IT IS a melancholy object to those who walk through this encased civilization, when they see the market place, the groves, and the dirt play fields, crowded with olive skinned natives to this holiest of lands, followed by three, four, or six children, all with rags on their heads. These parents, hair on blanked faces, crowd prime real estate, not realizing the value they trample.
Instead of idle hands on idle street, need some semblance of modernity. Precious time wastes in caring for multiples of offspring. These offspring will in turn, having neither hope of structured education nor a future of promissory employment, transform frustration into violence and the fine democracy of Israel will suffer. The numbers gain, the population soon may burden not only Israel but also the whole of the Arab world, so much so that a downward spiral of spite leading to action and reaction will spin the region into chaos.
To save this great parcel of strategic plain, I implore you this consideration, on the heels of too many military escalations due to too many unresolved grievances, of a proposal; a proposal that must implement the salvation of our peoples at the cost of few minors. I, as many scholars and politicians wrestled for decades with the notion of the swiftest and fairest of all operations. This that follows is my assessment, in light of new technologies made possible via the Hiram Dydromulator, named after its inventor Hiram Balm. The Dydromulator works to extract water from various objects. It has been tested extensively in South Africa and has recently been awarded a U.S. patent.
This invention is a great problem solver; one, it extracts water a resource in great need and of short supply; two, it will proceed to solve our primary issue of the former mention above.
Given that the human body consists of anywhere from 68-89% water, that number slightly varies in youth, and the average weight of an Arab youth being 87lbs,the Dydromulator can extract roughly 60liters of water. Of course, the water must then be filtered for drinking (giving a lesser yield) and the youth will seize to exist; yet the results would be astounding. Given the large ever increasing number of Arab births, the supply of drinkable water will solve many issues. And the possible resolutions from this sole proposal is an exponential gift.
My intention is very far from being confined to resolving the issues my Zionist strategists struggle with, the result will in no doubt benefit the Arab parent as they primarily will be rid of the burden of having to raise a youth in a world stacked against them, no education, no employment, no hope, no property, no attainable dreams, no peaceful resolutions. This will give the parents freedom and in turn freedom to explore the Western ideals. The compensation will be substantial, yet far less costly than building walls, tanks and a public relations army. The parents may use that newfound wealth as opportunity to join the modern society, rich with capitalistic potential. Luxuries such as Starbucks, a Whopper and an iPod are now within reach. Moreover, more land will be vacated; the population ratios will balance and eventually favor the right, leaving less possibility for conflict.
As many would only naturally wonder, what backlash would arise? This is a noble concern; however, given that the core of this plan deals with decreasing the mass of Arab populous and with limited numbers of future generations as well as the fate of those capable of concern leaning to extinguish due to age, the uproar would be eventually become negligible. Lest we forget the older generation having sold their young would be enjoying the benefits of commercialism and have less need for quarral.
As a concerned citizen of the region, a scientist, and a man who has given great care to the study of this situation, I humbly present this most modest of proposals for debate and consideration.
---Dr. Mafishi Beid
