Time to leave all this behind.
To hell with work,
politics,
money,
people,
etc.
and to hell with technology.........
I'll be at the cabin.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
That's it, I'm out of here.
Time to leave all this behind.
To hell with work,
politics,
money,
people,
etc.
and to hell with technology.........
I'll be at the cabin.
Friday, February 16, 2007
A Modest Proposal
FOR PREVENTING THE CHILDREN OF FREE BIRTHING ARABS IN MIDDLE EAST FROM BEING A THREAT TO THEIR ISRAELI NEIGHBORS OR WESTERN IDEAL, AND FOR MAKING THEM FINANCIALY PROFITABLE IN A FREE MARKET SOCIETY
IT IS a melancholy object to those who walk through this encased civilization, when they see the market place, the groves, and the dirt play fields, crowded with olive skinned natives to this holiest of lands, followed by three, four, or six children, all with rags on their heads. These parents, hair on blanked faces, crowd prime real estate, not realizing the value they trample.
Instead of idle hands on idle street, need some semblance of modernity. Precious time wastes in caring for multiples of offspring. These offspring will in turn, having neither hope of structured education nor a future of promissory employment, transform frustration into violence and the fine democracy of Israel will suffer. The numbers gain, the population soon may burden not only Israel but also the whole of the Arab world, so much so that a downward spiral of spite leading to action and reaction will spin the region into chaos.
To save this great parcel of strategic plain, I implore you this consideration, on the heels of too many military escalations due to too many unresolved grievances, of a proposal; a proposal that must implement the salvation of our peoples at the cost of few minors. I, as many scholars and politicians wrestled for decades with the notion of the swiftest and fairest of all operations. This that follows is my assessment, in light of new technologies made possible via the Hiram Dydromulator, named after its inventor Hiram Balm. The Dydromulator works to extract water from various objects. It has been tested extensively in South Africa and has recently been awarded a U.S. patent.
This invention is a great problem solver; one, it extracts water a resource in great need and of short supply; two, it will proceed to solve our primary issue of the former mention above.
Given that the human body consists of anywhere from 68-89% water, that number slightly varies in youth, and the average weight of an Arab youth being 87lbs,the Dydromulator can extract roughly 60liters of water. Of course, the water must then be filtered for drinking (giving a lesser yield) and the youth will seize to exist; yet the results would be astounding. Given the large ever increasing number of Arab births, the supply of drinkable water will solve many issues. And the possible resolutions from this sole proposal is an exponential gift.
My intention is very far from being confined to resolving the issues my Zionist strategists struggle with, the result will in no doubt benefit the Arab parent as they primarily will be rid of the burden of having to raise a youth in a world stacked against them, no education, no employment, no hope, no property, no attainable dreams, no peaceful resolutions. This will give the parents freedom and in turn freedom to explore the Western ideals. The compensation will be substantial, yet far less costly than building walls, tanks and a public relations army. The parents may use that newfound wealth as opportunity to join the modern society, rich with capitalistic potential. Luxuries such as Starbucks, a Whopper and an iPod are now within reach. Moreover, more land will be vacated; the population ratios will balance and eventually favor the right, leaving less possibility for conflict.
As many would only naturally wonder, what backlash would arise? This is a noble concern; however, given that the core of this plan deals with decreasing the mass of Arab populous and with limited numbers of future generations as well as the fate of those capable of concern leaning to extinguish due to age, the uproar would be eventually become negligible. Lest we forget the older generation having sold their young would be enjoying the benefits of commercialism and have less need for quarral.
As a concerned citizen of the region, a scientist, and a man who has given great care to the study of this situation, I humbly present this most modest of proposals for debate and consideration.
---Dr. Mafishi Beid
IT IS a melancholy object to those who walk through this encased civilization, when they see the market place, the groves, and the dirt play fields, crowded with olive skinned natives to this holiest of lands, followed by three, four, or six children, all with rags on their heads. These parents, hair on blanked faces, crowd prime real estate, not realizing the value they trample.
Instead of idle hands on idle street, need some semblance of modernity. Precious time wastes in caring for multiples of offspring. These offspring will in turn, having neither hope of structured education nor a future of promissory employment, transform frustration into violence and the fine democracy of Israel will suffer. The numbers gain, the population soon may burden not only Israel but also the whole of the Arab world, so much so that a downward spiral of spite leading to action and reaction will spin the region into chaos.
To save this great parcel of strategic plain, I implore you this consideration, on the heels of too many military escalations due to too many unresolved grievances, of a proposal; a proposal that must implement the salvation of our peoples at the cost of few minors. I, as many scholars and politicians wrestled for decades with the notion of the swiftest and fairest of all operations. This that follows is my assessment, in light of new technologies made possible via the Hiram Dydromulator, named after its inventor Hiram Balm. The Dydromulator works to extract water from various objects. It has been tested extensively in South Africa and has recently been awarded a U.S. patent.
This invention is a great problem solver; one, it extracts water a resource in great need and of short supply; two, it will proceed to solve our primary issue of the former mention above.
Given that the human body consists of anywhere from 68-89% water, that number slightly varies in youth, and the average weight of an Arab youth being 87lbs,the Dydromulator can extract roughly 60liters of water. Of course, the water must then be filtered for drinking (giving a lesser yield) and the youth will seize to exist; yet the results would be astounding. Given the large ever increasing number of Arab births, the supply of drinkable water will solve many issues. And the possible resolutions from this sole proposal is an exponential gift.
My intention is very far from being confined to resolving the issues my Zionist strategists struggle with, the result will in no doubt benefit the Arab parent as they primarily will be rid of the burden of having to raise a youth in a world stacked against them, no education, no employment, no hope, no property, no attainable dreams, no peaceful resolutions. This will give the parents freedom and in turn freedom to explore the Western ideals. The compensation will be substantial, yet far less costly than building walls, tanks and a public relations army. The parents may use that newfound wealth as opportunity to join the modern society, rich with capitalistic potential. Luxuries such as Starbucks, a Whopper and an iPod are now within reach. Moreover, more land will be vacated; the population ratios will balance and eventually favor the right, leaving less possibility for conflict.
As many would only naturally wonder, what backlash would arise? This is a noble concern; however, given that the core of this plan deals with decreasing the mass of Arab populous and with limited numbers of future generations as well as the fate of those capable of concern leaning to extinguish due to age, the uproar would be eventually become negligible. Lest we forget the older generation having sold their young would be enjoying the benefits of commercialism and have less need for quarral.
As a concerned citizen of the region, a scientist, and a man who has given great care to the study of this situation, I humbly present this most modest of proposals for debate and consideration.
---Dr. Mafishi Beid
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Cool Upcoming Events in Brotown (Dearborn area)
MARCH 16-31
at the Arab American Museum www.arabamericanmuseum.org
Adnan Charara: JUXTAPOSED
Adnan Charara (friend and neighbor to otherart.org) exhibits his unique art.
The exhibit features new artwork that explores the challenges of immigrating to the United States, and the process of becoming American. Drawing upon the firsthand experiences of an immigrant artist, this work will reflect upon the ways in which people retain their traditions while assimilating to a new culture, and how these traditions contribute to a broader American identity. These themes speak not only to the Arab American experience, but also to the experiences of a number of immigrant communities in America.
www.elff.com
www.detroitunleaded.com
MARCH 21-29
East Lansing Film Festival & the Lake Michigan Film Competition
Schedule is not yet announced but if you’re in the area check out the LMFC for my good friend Rola Nashef’s entry and the best short around Detroit Unleaded
MARCH 29-APRIL 1st
DIWAN: A Forum for the Arts
Annual artists conference at the Arab museum I was part of it last year, now I’ll just relax and enjoy it
Diwan unites Arab-American artists, scholars and performers from throughout the United States, representing myriad academic fields and artistic genres. Activities include presentation of new research into Arab-American arts; poetry and prose readings; film screenings, and musical performances. This three-day dialogue reinforces AANM’s commitment to providing a place for community members and artists to meet, exchange ideas and exhibit their work. It also encourages audiences to explore the boundaries of art in addressing social and cultural issues related to Arab Americans and to the community at large.
www.marcelkhalife.com
APRIL 5th
Global Thursdays: Marcel Khalife with Absolute Ensemble
My fifth Marcel concert going with about 20 friends. This one may already be sold out.
Orchestra Hall at the Max M. Fisher Music Center
One night only! Global Thursdays moves to the Max M. Fisher Music Center as AANM and the Detroit Symphony Orchestra present Marcel Khalife with Absolute Ensemble at Orchestra Hall. Khalife is renowned for his signature blend of poetry and lyricism, while Absolute has made a career of crossing musical boundaries.
www.rawi.org
MAY 17-20
RAWI 2nd National Conference
I’ll be speaking on a panel there. Arab writers, my kind of group, I think I’ll join. the Radius of Arab American Writers, Inc. - is organizing its second national conference in Dearborn, Michigan on May 17-20, 2007 at the Arab American National Museum. The conference welcomes RAWI members and others who are interested in engaging in the Arab American literary community. The conference will provide a venue to present our writings and ideas to one another and to the Detroit and Arab communities. Our gathering will offer an opportunity for colleagues to share strategies for publishing and circulating our work and also for confronting academic, community, and political barriers.
JUNE 22-24
www.alliedmediaconference.com
9th Annual Allied Media Conference
Otherart.org participated last year at Bowling Green, now it’s on our turf, should be great. Tower was designed by a fellow Otherite Joe Namy www.olivetones.com
The Allied Media Conference is an annual, weekend-long gathering of influential alternative media-makers and committed social justice activists, a unique cross-section of media workers, community organizers, daring filmmakers, ambitious radio producers, serious publishers, skilled web designers, and artists whose work makes revolution irresistible. This year's theme focuses on participatory media that transforms the producer and receiver, "Breaking Silence, Building Movements."
JUNE 15-17
12th Annual Arab International Festival
I’ve covered this event every year, it’s exhausting. But you’ll see people from all over the world and reunite with old friends.
The estimated number of visitors is 300,000 filling about a mile of Warren Ave. for three days. The usual festival atmosphere with an Arab-America flare.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
The Clash
Why didn't Lebanon invade Israel and bomb the hell out of them after this border
clash? Is that defence reserved only for Israel? Well thankfully, it ended rather quietly; however this is only a minor tease compared to past Israeli incursions and violations. Past, more severe, violations have been brushed aside with no accountability. I guess, there shouldn't be any surprise, It's not like there is a peace keeping force on the border. What is the UN anyway?
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Don't know what to make of it
I got the news that my Grandparents are coming back to the US from Lebanon. Even though excited to see them, I found it strange that they would visit in the middle of a Midwestern winter, also strange that they would leave there village now after they were so set on staying during the war. (an Izraeli missle just missed their car as they were leaving their bombed Tibneen neighborhood for Beirut).
Well, it gets more confusing to me, now is seems that my frail 97 year-old grandfather is on his way without my grandmother. She did not get a visa. It seems that even thought my grandfather has a US citizenship and they both had been living in the US for decades, and raised several children, grandkids, and great grandkids, my grandmother never recieved her citizenship. But why wouldn't the US give her a visa? With the exception of my mom (who she's staying with in Tyr) her whole family is here, half her life has been here, her husband, a US citizen, is coming here. Why would they refuse her a visa?
so I'm worried. What would make my grandfather leave his wife of 70 or more years behind now, when he didn't when he was healthy, during the war or at any other time in his life? I can only think of one thing, and its not good.
[this is where she is now, apart from 8 of her 9 children, grandkids, great grandkids, great-great-grandkids and of course husband]
pic was before the war, I'm not sure what's there now. maybe just the Brazilian flag
Well, it gets more confusing to me, now is seems that my frail 97 year-old grandfather is on his way without my grandmother. She did not get a visa. It seems that even thought my grandfather has a US citizenship and they both had been living in the US for decades, and raised several children, grandkids, and great grandkids, my grandmother never recieved her citizenship. But why wouldn't the US give her a visa? With the exception of my mom (who she's staying with in Tyr) her whole family is here, half her life has been here, her husband, a US citizen, is coming here. Why would they refuse her a visa?
so I'm worried. What would make my grandfather leave his wife of 70 or more years behind now, when he didn't when he was healthy, during the war or at any other time in his life? I can only think of one thing, and its not good.
[this is where she is now, apart from 8 of her 9 children, grandkids, great grandkids, great-great-grandkids and of course husband]
pic was before the war, I'm not sure what's there now. maybe just the Brazilian flag
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
And now for something completely different!
Everyone needs a good laugh now and again.
Monty Python: Spam
Monty Python: Spam
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Vortex of Pain
What can you do when there’s nothing you want to do?
How can shut it all down without ending your life?
How can you escape without being absent?
Or turn it all off without hurting the people who rely on you?
Where do you go?
I’ve tried time travel, tried geographic shifts and even treks into alternate universes.
Hell, I’ve even tried meditation and prayer.
And there is just nothing to bring on idle weightlessness. Nothing to silence the voices or bring to halt the twitching. Nothing to drown the thoughts or place them in a cryogenic state until the cure. There is nothing and nothing more.
But not the nothing I seek, this one has the incessant buzz of a low voltage leak hunting the first compromise of the shield to leap out onto my unsuspecting twitching hands attempting only relief and the fix but finding the sting of electric shock to toss me back into the cycle of cyclical thought un resolving my conflict yet compounding into a diseased strand to merge with past strands into a strain of incurable parasitic mind razors which lead me to forget what original thought thought of this torment .
And I want to shut it all down.
How do you shut it down without ending your life?
How can you escape without being absent?
How can you just turn it off before you’re the one who’s hurt?
Monday, February 05, 2007
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